look no pants
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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