yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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