There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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