Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
a search helicopter?!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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