...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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