ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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