she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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