I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i wish my penis had a tongue
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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