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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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