it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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