Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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