Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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