He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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