Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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