He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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