We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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