it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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