Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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