yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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