I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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