remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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