week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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