Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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