I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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