Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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