I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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