she was so not down for the gang bang
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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