I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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