Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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