rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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