there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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