yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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