I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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