He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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