why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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