Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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