That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He has the fingertips of a God
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