you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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