he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this will be a night to untag.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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