JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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