do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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