Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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