Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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