Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im six kinds of drunk right now
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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