you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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