did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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