My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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