I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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