The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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