How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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