Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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