I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just pynch a tree in the face
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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